stapletoothtiger:

zillyquest:

zillyquest:

today in science i learned that artificial raspberry flavoring is made from beaver anus

I WISH I WAS KIDDING

I REALLY DO

My dad just finished eating an entire mix of raspberry Jell-O that I refused to eat because I don’t like raspberry anything so I just told him this and he refused to believe me and it was hilarious seeing the panic in his eyes.

(Source: perfectcells)

meggannn:

alphaqueer:

if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to fucking god i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists

#I did not expect that sentence to go the way it did

(Source: gifs-for-fun)

biscuitpotato:

//GOES TO BED

captainofbrittana:

daisyfairy:

in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute

#this was funny until i realized i’m going to be one of them

shubbabang:

MY SISTER WAS ON MY SKYPE TALKING TO PEOPLE AND WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME THIS IS LITERALLY THE LAST THING SHE MANAGED TO TYPE BEFORE I TACKLED HER

africkins:

DROP THE BASS

gee-lebooxers:

I think im gunna watch Leafie, a hen into the wild

ye

bishounen ducks

malformalady:

Spiders found inside a humidifier

leafwingsblog:

horny-dipper:

not-a-comedian:

yes

YES GOOD

((Huge credit to itsyamtastic who I stole the shirt from! : D see her adorableee comic here -> [X]))

what is air

I just died.