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(Source: nothaine)

(Source: juliarte)

Having a Crazy Homicidal Beetle Stuck To Your Spine Sure Makes Things Awkward
At the Supermarket
Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?
Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE INTENTIONS
Jaime: Wait, she's just-
Beetle: INTERROGATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Jaime: I'm don't need to interrogate her, I just need-
Cashier: Excuse me?
Jaime: No, not you, I'm just-
Beetle: ANGER LEVELS RISING. KILL HER.
Jaime: I'm not going to kill her!
Cashier: What?!
Beetle: ACTIVATING PLASMA CANNONS.
Jaime: NO WAIT
Cashier: Is that a gun?! SECURITY!
Beetle: SHE IS TRYING TO GET BACKUP KILL HER KILL HER
Jaime: Stop, this is just a big misunderstanding!
Beetle: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER
Jaime: I'm not going to-
Beetle: KILL HER
Security: Kid, we're going to need you to leave the premises.
Beetle: KILL THEM TOO
Security: Kid!
Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE-
Jaime: THAT'S IT I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME NOW I DIDN'T NEED THAT CEREAL ANYWAYS AY DIOS MIO THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Beetle: ......
Beetle: .........
Beetle: *whisper* Kill them all.

tydrel:

exterminatefail:

Blue Beetle pops a Boner for Bleez

that was the plan all along

tags: #omfg #blue beetle #dc

junip3r:

Blue Beetle by ~2013

tags: #blue beetle

narpoop:

Anonymous asked you:
Miss Martian with Blue Beetle from YJ!
Shhh it’s okay, Jaime. Someone understands.